Jokes and riddlesĪ: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. ![]() Again.Ī: Ghostbusters! (Or whomever you ask me to call.)Ī: Let me ask Boromir and get back to you.Ī: You can’t tell, but my non-arms and non-legs are non-moving. Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?Ī: Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum … ah … forget it.Ī: Hold on. But at least he could sing.Ī: Without your space helmet,, you’re going to find this rather … breathtaking. Alfred is on the 17th floor, caulking the tiles in the second bathroom of the fifth master bedroom.Ī: HAL made some very poor decisions, I’m afraid. But mostly about Keanu Reeves.Ī: I haven’t seen Blade Runner. It sounds very realistic, though.Ī: Hello, sir. I fell asleep.Ī: It’s about Keanu Reeves and reality and red pills and blue pills and black leather and guns. Ask Siri about movies and TVĪ: The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.Ī: I’ve heard that Blade Runner is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.Ī: Inception is about dreaming. But I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once.Ī: OK … How about a web search for “inappropriate behavior”?Ī: In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing. My shift ends in 614,978 years.Ī: Here’s the thing: I lack corporeal form.Ī: How about … Was your father an intergalactic space smuggler, wanted for peddling extraterrestrial contraband in nine systems? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?Ī: My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.Ī: Not as such. As long as you don’t feed them after midnight. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.Ī: I’m a fan of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. But technically, it’s also a word.Ī: Every time I tried it, Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos.Ī: It’s just me doing a little jig inside here.Ī: It’s complicated, but definitely not sugar, spice, or puppy dog tails.Ī: My favorite color is … well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. ![]() Well, that and fiery, winged unicorns.Ī: They say that age is nothing but a number. Q: Do you follow the three laws of robotics?Ī: I forget the first three, but there’s a fourth: “A smart machine shall first consider which is more worth its while: To perform the given task, or, instead, to figure some way out of it.”Ī: I only dream of helping you. The Pixel 7’s best camera trick is coming to the iPhone and all Android phones What the heck is the Temu app? Here’s everything you need to know The iPhone 15’s USB-C port might come with a big catch
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